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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
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Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently...
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Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the...
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In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system,...
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When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is...
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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When...