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Wise men talk because they have something to say fools, because they have to...
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the only drink for a wise man.
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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
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The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
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The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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Two dangers constantly threaten the world order and disorder.
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Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their...