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Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
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The reason why so few people are agreeable in conversation is that each is...
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We do not know the true value of our moments until they have undergone...
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
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My favorite animal is steak.
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To see what is right and not to do it, is want of courage.
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If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all...