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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on...
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I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
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T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or...
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
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A compliment is like a kiss through a veil.
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War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage.
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I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.