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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a...
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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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Ignorant men don’t know what good they hold in their hands until they’ve flung...
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A man’s errors are what make him amiable.
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Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and...
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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.
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Never stop learning knowledge doubles every fourteen months.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...