Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #31474
Good people are good because they’ve come to wisdom through failure.
Quote #31679
In a mirror, last place becomes first place… Just depends on how you wish...
Quote #18003
When a thing is new, people say ‘It is not true.’ Later, when its...
Quote #26921
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #30893
Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.
Quote #4169
May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Quote #3194
Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than...
Quote #8253
Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.