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Thank God kids never mean well
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I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
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Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
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Questions are the creative acts of intelligence.
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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
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Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
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Your descendants shall gather your fruits.