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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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All legislation, all government, all society is founded upon the principle of mutual concession,...
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When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training...
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How could I lose to such an idiot?
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I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools....
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If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
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The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to...
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The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a...