Quote #1812
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #20143
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #20571
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...
Quote #2299
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist...
Quote #25007
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by...
Quote #18473
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Quote #22492
Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.