Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #12030
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Quote #14119
Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
Quote #17027
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
Quote #11376
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...
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I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my...
Quote #4530
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.