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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to...
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Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
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Instant gratification is not soon enough.
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Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule...
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The gods too are fond of a joke
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...