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It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
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A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you...
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A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...
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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...