Quote #948
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #5828
No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #3408
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
Quote #17714
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #33206
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Quote #29733
I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done....