Quote #13777
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
Quote #11934
All cats are gray in the dark.
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #32461
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Quote #1320
Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #10875
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
Quote #18420
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world – not even our troubles.