Quote #4223
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Quote #21044
Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #7147
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,...
Quote #28467
The greatest truths are the simplest.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #16749
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
Quote #10211
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #437
Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.
Quote #25014
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...