Quote #1780
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Quote #13530
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Quote #29456
Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day...
Quote #7380
Eloquence is in the assembly, not merely in the speaker.
Quote #32839
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil...
Quote #30236
When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
Quote #27897
Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #11297
Anger is a bad counselor.
Quote #17287
Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...