Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #20759
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Quote #21648
Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
Quote #30086
Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #15989
To ask for advice is in nine cases out of ten to ask for...
Quote #20341
People react to fear, not love- they don’t teach that in Sunday School, but...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.