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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be...
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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
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One cannot both feast and become rich.
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
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The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
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All conservatives are such from personal defects. They have been effeminated by position or...