Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #18865
Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.
Quote #31461
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance...
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #29509
Like winds and sunsets, wild things were taken for granted until progress began to...
Quote #5130
It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor...
Quote #7806
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.