Quote #3815
Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.
Quote #34687
If you’re here for four more years or four more weeks, you’re here right...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #28654
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #19218
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #15251
Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the...
Quote #33585
Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don’t.
Quote #2465
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...