Quote #16237
Thoughts are funny little things,They can make paupers or make kings.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #34479
Underpromise overdeliver.
Quote #11940
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Quote #21054
A vein of poetry exists in the hearts of all men.
Quote #18255
Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead — that’s where your future lies.
Quote #23808
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #26102
I worship the quicksand he walks in.