Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #10592
One must desire something to be alive.
Quote #28078
Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #11382
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.
Quote #32449
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with...
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #10326
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean …...