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The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between...
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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There is only one real deprivation, I decided this morning, and that is not...
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
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Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
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Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.