Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #2790
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
Quote #31127
Calamity is the test of integrity.
Quote #23147
An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to...
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
Quote #32063
If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #17039
What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
Quote #28620
You could not step twice into the same river for other waters are ever...
Quote #145
Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to...
Quote #34750
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...