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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of...
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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...
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Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people...
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...
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You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or...