Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #5508
If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #32874
Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
Quote #9655
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
Quote #25039
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #481
You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them...
Quote #1301
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.