Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #16824
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Quote #30219
Freedom is being able to live with the consequences of your decisions.
Quote #6247
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #21948
The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love...
Quote #455
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known...
Quote #10919
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #23027
I’m against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise.