Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #21690
Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
Quote #32824
If it is too good to be true….it is probably a fraud.
Quote #25872
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #19769
Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #641
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well...
Quote #31312
As soon as any man says of the affairs of the State What does...
Quote #29481
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.