Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique...
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He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
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Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion...
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
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We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #4393
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
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If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #9495
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
Quote #16147
From social intercourse are derived some of the highest enjoyments of life; where there...