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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
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There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom,...
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We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in...
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We often use strong language not to express a powerful emotion but to evoke...
Quote #19479
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
Quote #21640
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of...