Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #18239
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Quote #3028
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #3445
It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.
Quote #18164
A good friend is my nearest relation.
Quote #15438
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Quote #4154
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and...
Quote #16260
Men are not so weak as you think. They can always leave anybody or...