Quote #12604
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be...
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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #20174
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right...
Quote #13389
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do...
Quote #23914
You can’t help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top...
Quote #32904
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #31415
One difference between French appeasement and American appeasement is that France pays ransom in...
Quote #26066
Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude, and the society...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.