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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never...
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In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
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All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people.
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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
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The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.