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Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
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God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...
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Our children are not going to be just our children-they are going to be...
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One should never criticize his own work except in a fresh and hopeful mood....
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O Liberty Liberty how many crimes are committed in thy name
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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When you come to a road block, take a detour.
Quote #11349
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.