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I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
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It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest,...
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True dignity is never gained by place, and never lost when honors are withdrawn
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It is my settled opinion, after some years as a political correspondent, that no...
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
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Science advances through tentative answers to a series of more and more subtle questions...
Quote #4086
First make yourself unpopular, then people will take you seriously.