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A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.
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The unfit die — the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so...
Quote #31709
I don’t like the sound of all those lists he’s making – it’s like...
Quote #19209
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
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When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
Quote #26317
Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Quote #20386
Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...