Quote #34820
I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking...
Quote #18211
If you can’t bite, don’t show your teeth.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #8226
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the worst poverty of all.
Quote #5652
Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, And toss them on the wheels of...
Quote #33868
If you don’t know what to do with many of the papers piled on...
Quote #1749
An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #28575
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce,...
Quote #3011
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas.