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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well,...
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The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #23755
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few and let those few be well...
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #21504
I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to...
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #31590
You can’t reach your goals if you don’t try.
Quote #15434
The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
Quote #10447
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...