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The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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Change everything except your loves.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.
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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is...
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Dr. Emmett Brown The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...