Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #19806
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #26684
There is no way to be completely happy without being oblivious to the world...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #12001
What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, And the greatest good is...
Quote #777
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #14270
Politics… have always been the systematic organization of hatreds.