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In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said...
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If you don’t have the time to read, you don’t have the time or...
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Four things come not back — the spoken word, the sped arrow, the past...
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary I...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
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Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level...
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I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain...
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There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From its...