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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
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When in doubt, duck.
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When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced...
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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he...
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The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
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How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in...
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It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to...
Quote #5569
Praise the bridge that carried you over.