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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Silence is the virtue of fools.
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Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly.
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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E.L. Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what...
Quote #28292
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #16419
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...
Quote #28968
No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Quote #24760
I sit beside my lonely fire and pray for wisdom yet for calmness to...