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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
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Life without a friend is death without a witness.
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Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to...
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that...
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #34746
There were always people like the pope. They serve a certain function, of course....
Quote #18386
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #8951
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an...