Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #27416
If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
Quote #15108
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
Quote #27073
Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not...
Quote #28738
There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are...
Quote #25962
For life is the mirror of king and slave, ‘Tis just what we are...
Quote #34564
There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
Quote #10566
What I dream of is an art of balance.