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All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
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Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is...
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
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Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.
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Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving...
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal...
Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...