Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #4557
It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
Quote #30973
Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every...
Quote #21457
The only true love is love at first sight second sight dispels it.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #10379
Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
Quote #21715
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
Quote #24935
As surgeons keep their instruments and knives always at hand for cases requiring immediate...
Quote #32244
Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...