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In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
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Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it,...
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take...
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
Quote #25705
You won’t be happy with more until you’re happy with what you’ve got.
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Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #5028
Praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt.
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All honor’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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Storybook happiness involves every form of pleasant thumb-twiddling true happiness involves the full use...
Quote #32977
Civilization requires slaves. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on...