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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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On a long journey of human life, faith is the best of companions it...
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is...
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Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for...
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Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
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Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...