Quote #24788
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Quote #5115
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad...
Quote #32891
You never conquer a mountain. Mountains can’t be conquered you conquer yourself–your hopes, your...
Quote #11943
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #5301
There is nothing easier than lopping off heads and nothing harder than developing ideas.
Quote #4417
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #11557
The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.